Monday, July 07, 2008

What a Silly King...

Now, one of the first things you must do when putting all your forthcoming Henry appearances on a calendar, is that if any get postponed or cancelled, scribble them out straightaway. Back in September 2007 I was contacted by Daubeney School in Bedford to say that my impending visit on the 8th July 2008 would have to be shifted to another date. Nothing was ever finalised and so consequently the 8th July 2008 is now a non-day for me. But of course I, being a very silly King, didn't cross it off my calendar all those months ago. So today I have been preparing paperwork, cleaning costumes and preparing to buy vast quantities of petrol, when luckily I checked some old emails. I was only really checking to see what price I had quoted Daubeney as the prices have changed this year. And there it was on my screen, in black and white - day cancelled! Good job I looked. So, in the words of Spike Milligan from the wonderful Q-series (all together now):
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