Thursday, August 05, 2010

King For Sale

Yes, I have done what I threatened to do some time ago. Good King Hal is for sale on Ebay! You can now bid for a day with the King. Honestly, it was either this or prostitution, and frankly I would have starved. So sign into Ebay, the UK version, look for a seller called "fleaflinko" (don't ask) and you should find one used King Henry VIII for sale to the highest bidder. Come and grab a bargain! Don't leave me as a remainder on the shelf! Best before: 27.01.1547.


ladyhawthorne said...

I would in a heartbeat, but I am afraid neither of us could afford the plane fare to get you to Texas.

Mike Farley said...

Ah, never mind. However, I am quite prepared to travel as Air Freight!